RSS Anxiety Disorder?
Just how many types of anxiety are there, anyway? I got to thinking about this as I read a blog that mentioned "RSS Anxiety." For those of you who have not yet come face-to-face with this little acronym, it stands for Real Simple Syndication and it spreads whatever you want all over the internet, virtually creating an immortal life all its own.
Can you kill an idea once it is out on the internet? No. Can you try to correct it? Yes, but you'll never accomplish this goal. Why? Ah, I try never to answer or ask "why" questions, but this time I'll let you get by.
Think of it as you would a front page headline in your daily newspaper. Something like "Mary Smith Ax Murderer" and later it turns out that Mary Smith is not an ax murderer but only a woman who won't have axes around her home because she dislikes tools of that type.
Where will it go and how many people will see it? The story will probably make the back pages, unless Mary, in her infinite wisdom, decides she would like some compensation for her ruined reputation. She then gets an attorney, files a suit and it drags on for who knows how long. In the end, just as it does on my favorite TV show, Boston Legal, Mary will sit in a conference room and come to an out-of-court settlement with whoever she intended to sue. Denny Crane will take care of it. No headline, no news, nothing.
So, to my mind, there should be some sort of anxiety associated with RSS, not because it's a bad thing, but because it can be very problematic if it gives the wrong impression about a product, service, person or whatever. And it lives on and on and on.
I'm also reminded about the popular belief that you shouldn't wear anything opal unless it's your birthstone. This wonderful bit of urban legend was dreamed up, as I heard from a jeweler many years ago, by the people who were selling pearls. Seems that opals were becoming far too popular and the market for pearls was suffering from it. How to handle this? Do a bit of PR management on the opal, create a good bit of anxiety, and here we are today with people still thinking that opals are "bad luck" unless it's your birthstone.
Do you believe this one? I don't. I like black opals and don't buy them because they are far too expensive for me, so I admire them from afar.
Just as I've thought about types of anxiety, and we're about to get a new DSM, so we'll probably have other disorders, too, I think about phobias. Once, when I was studying French in college, I couldn't resist coming up with a phobia with a French name. If it were said in French it might have sounded so nice. So, I had La Femme dans la Chevy Phobia (fear of women in Chevrolets). French scholars, please do not correct my rusty French here and tell me it should be "en" instead of "dans." I admire you for remembering all of those rules.
The idea of a new phobia concocted by moi was motivated by the fact that I'd just seen, in a psychology book, that there were something like 1,100 phobias in the 1930 and people seemed to be falling over their feet trying to come up with new ones. Did it help anyone? I doubt it, but it may have gotten some people to think someone was awfully smart, which he was, of course, but not in the way they thought.
The moral of this story is that you should always take everything with, if not a pinch of salt, a grain, as they say.
Related Topics: WebMD Daily: Too Scared: A Tale of Social Anxiety Disorder, The Fear Factor: Phobias
Technorati Tags: RSS, anxiety, phobias
Can you kill an idea once it is out on the internet? No. Can you try to correct it? Yes, but you'll never accomplish this goal. Why? Ah, I try never to answer or ask "why" questions, but this time I'll let you get by.
Think of it as you would a front page headline in your daily newspaper. Something like "Mary Smith Ax Murderer" and later it turns out that Mary Smith is not an ax murderer but only a woman who won't have axes around her home because she dislikes tools of that type.
Where will it go and how many people will see it? The story will probably make the back pages, unless Mary, in her infinite wisdom, decides she would like some compensation for her ruined reputation. She then gets an attorney, files a suit and it drags on for who knows how long. In the end, just as it does on my favorite TV show, Boston Legal, Mary will sit in a conference room and come to an out-of-court settlement with whoever she intended to sue. Denny Crane will take care of it. No headline, no news, nothing.
So, to my mind, there should be some sort of anxiety associated with RSS, not because it's a bad thing, but because it can be very problematic if it gives the wrong impression about a product, service, person or whatever. And it lives on and on and on.
I'm also reminded about the popular belief that you shouldn't wear anything opal unless it's your birthstone. This wonderful bit of urban legend was dreamed up, as I heard from a jeweler many years ago, by the people who were selling pearls. Seems that opals were becoming far too popular and the market for pearls was suffering from it. How to handle this? Do a bit of PR management on the opal, create a good bit of anxiety, and here we are today with people still thinking that opals are "bad luck" unless it's your birthstone.
Do you believe this one? I don't. I like black opals and don't buy them because they are far too expensive for me, so I admire them from afar.
Just as I've thought about types of anxiety, and we're about to get a new DSM, so we'll probably have other disorders, too, I think about phobias. Once, when I was studying French in college, I couldn't resist coming up with a phobia with a French name. If it were said in French it might have sounded so nice. So, I had La Femme dans la Chevy Phobia (fear of women in Chevrolets). French scholars, please do not correct my rusty French here and tell me it should be "en" instead of "dans." I admire you for remembering all of those rules.
The idea of a new phobia concocted by moi was motivated by the fact that I'd just seen, in a psychology book, that there were something like 1,100 phobias in the 1930 and people seemed to be falling over their feet trying to come up with new ones. Did it help anyone? I doubt it, but it may have gotten some people to think someone was awfully smart, which he was, of course, but not in the way they thought.
The moral of this story is that you should always take everything with, if not a pinch of salt, a grain, as they say.
Related Topics: WebMD Daily: Too Scared: A Tale of Social Anxiety Disorder, The Fear Factor: Phobias
Technorati Tags: RSS, anxiety, phobias


