The "Tongue Dinger" - A Humdinger!
A client recently told me about (and showed me) a new sex toy called the Tongue Dinger Night Stroker, a glow-in-the-dark vibrating tongue ring. According to the package, it offered 40 minutes of "powerful vibrating pleasure." And then, when the battery dies, the proud owner can throw it away. Talk about a "consumable!" As I listened to her story, I thought, "Disposable razor blades have nothing over this gadget!"
The "ring" part of this toy is made from some stretchy, rubbery "jelly" type of material and when at rest (unstretched) looks like an overgrown mood ring. The vibration is rather strong for its "Mexican Jumping Bean" size. (Yep, my client hadn't used all of her 40 minutes.)
But, she reported one problem with it. The saliva on her partner's tongue kept causing the ring part to slip off of his tongue. They had tried in vain to "dry" his tongue off, but that didn't work. So, he'd push it on as deep as he could manage, lick away, and then after a minute or two stop when the ring had slipped to the tip of his tongue. She said that she'd just get going with being aroused and then it would be time to stop and reposition that "darned Tongue Dinger."
The vibrations were great, but the interruptions to her pleasure finally got her so rattled that she took the Tongue Dinger from her partner, grasped it between her fingers, and pressed it right where she wanted it while he held her and did other arousing things. At last, all was well for her...
From the packaging, it looked like the developers had had a good time creating this product. There were cute phrases like "Tongue Tired? Let the Tongue Dinger Take Over!" and "Glow Where No Tongue Has Glowed Before!"
But, there was that pesky issue addressed in the fine print: "This product is small enough to be swallowed. Use with extreme caution!" I can only imagine this little hummer accidentally going down the throat of the "wearer." Choking aside (which is a big aside), at least the Tongue Dinger wouldn't be vibrating all the way through the GI tract. If it didn't have that 40-minute time limit, I can only imagine that a bowel movement which brought this device to the outside world again would definitely be a "humdinger!"
Related Topics: Technorati Tags: sex toys, vibrators, Sex Matters
The "ring" part of this toy is made from some stretchy, rubbery "jelly" type of material and when at rest (unstretched) looks like an overgrown mood ring. The vibration is rather strong for its "Mexican Jumping Bean" size. (Yep, my client hadn't used all of her 40 minutes.)
But, she reported one problem with it. The saliva on her partner's tongue kept causing the ring part to slip off of his tongue. They had tried in vain to "dry" his tongue off, but that didn't work. So, he'd push it on as deep as he could manage, lick away, and then after a minute or two stop when the ring had slipped to the tip of his tongue. She said that she'd just get going with being aroused and then it would be time to stop and reposition that "darned Tongue Dinger."
The vibrations were great, but the interruptions to her pleasure finally got her so rattled that she took the Tongue Dinger from her partner, grasped it between her fingers, and pressed it right where she wanted it while he held her and did other arousing things. At last, all was well for her...
From the packaging, it looked like the developers had had a good time creating this product. There were cute phrases like "Tongue Tired? Let the Tongue Dinger Take Over!" and "Glow Where No Tongue Has Glowed Before!"
But, there was that pesky issue addressed in the fine print: "This product is small enough to be swallowed. Use with extreme caution!" I can only imagine this little hummer accidentally going down the throat of the "wearer." Choking aside (which is a big aside), at least the Tongue Dinger wouldn't be vibrating all the way through the GI tract. If it didn't have that 40-minute time limit, I can only imagine that a bowel movement which brought this device to the outside world again would definitely be a "humdinger!"
Related Topics: Technorati Tags: sex toys, vibrators, Sex Matters
2 Comments:
We looked at those a couple years ago but we foresaw slippage as an issue so we went with one of the other models. One we had seen a year or so before was the one for people who really have pierced tongues but I have yet to get my tongue pierced and it was waaaay too big to fit in the mouth for any period of time. The one we bought and used was the type that hooks around the ears and fits in the mouth, kinda looking like you're a horse with a bit in its mouth but it works. The batteries are replaceable and we've managed to find other ways to use it besides just oral stim, kinda like one of those c**kring vibrators that Trojan(?) is starting to sell.
I'm finding it difficult to see a need for this toy. I've found that it takes only a bit of skill and attentitivness for the unaided tongue to yield highly pleasurable responses. Perhaps the battery driven consistant vibration of the toy makes for an interesting change of pace, but I cannot see how a moist, soft tongue would fail to provide a greater variety of stimulation than does this toy. And, my tongue doesn't have any "slippage" issues.
Post a Comment