HOUSE: Judgment Day for Princeton-Plainsboro

The portfolio of unpunished felonies continues to pile up for Doctor House. In addition to the routinely scheduled residential break-ins, Episode 414, 'Living the Dream,' opens with House perpetrating a kidnapping in order to confirm his suspicions that a popular soap opera actor has a brain tumor. The unsuspecting actor ends up in Princeton-Plainsboro and endures a lengthy series of invasive tests and near-death medical emergencies: cardiac arrest, kidney failure, extreme fever, coma, etc. Spoiler alert: dude had a rare allergy that was previously used in an ancient episode of Murder, She Wrote.

Do not despair. Even without Angela Lansbury this episode still had some entertaining drama.

For those in the medical community, the real plotline involved Dr. Cuddy's efforts to guide the hospital through its reaccreditation inspection. Every time House behaved at his worst the inspector was a witness.

Reaccreditation is a lengthy, expensive, time-consuming show-and-tell. The agency in charge (typically JCAHO - Joint Commission for Accreditation of Health Care Organizations) inspects every hospital with announced and unannounced visits. Ostensibly, the reaccreditation process is promoted to improve patient care delivery but, ironically, an upcoming inspection cycle often distracts many hospital employees from their real responsibility...helping patients. The reality is that most health care professionals see reaccreditation as a colossal waste of time.

Nurses and administrators maintain underground communications with their counterparts at other recently inspected hospitals to discover upcoming key areas of scrutiny. For example, one year such advance 'intelligence' warned that inspectors were particularly concerned about hospital staff knowledge regarding steps to take in the event of a fire. Sounds reasonable, right?

Many thousands of manhours were devoted to briefing (and rebriefing) employees, printing clip-on cheat cards, and mounting laminated signs on both sides of every door and approximately every 10 feet along both sides of the corridors. Good news! If you can just crawl 10 feet away from that blaze you will find laminated instructions that will help you escape...so long as they haven't melted! Every experienced clinician has 2 or 3 wild reaccreditation inspection stories to share. On inspection day nobody was asked anything about fires, but the outdated anesthetic ventilation system in the operating rooms took a big hit. Ooops!

Back to the show, the unyielding inspector learned about House's radical (read hair-trigger) approach to patient care: treat first, diagnose later. The soap-opera patient survived but it had no impact on the inspector's evaluation. Cuddy's hospital was cited and got socked with a fine but House got to keep his job and survive to violate his Hippocratic Oath one more time.

Hmmm, how often should prime time fictional medical dramas get reaccredited?

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HOUSE: Misleading Lab Results

Well, the television writers are back at their word processors, the actors are back on set, and so now I've got to get back to work and share my impressions about this latest episode of House titled "No More Mr. Nice Guy."

Just as a quick aside, I couldn't help notice that the opening scene involved striking nurses with picket signs hauntingly similar to the Writers' Guild of America placards - coincidence?

This week's puzzle involves an overly friendly guy named Jeff. He works around lots of cleaners and solvents. House discovers him in the Emergency Room. He has been sitting patiently for hours for a fainting evaluation. Jeff also has a history of dysgeusia (impaired taste) wherein everything he eats taste likes lemon meringue pie.

House is convinced that Jeff's peaceful, noncomplaining demeanor indicates occult pathology. In short, healthy people are not so placid. Since House is a lumper (tends to attribute most of a patient's symptoms to one central disorder) Jeff's demeanor and unusual taste phenomenon share a common cause.

Untreated syphilis becomes a central diagnostic consideration. If the bacterium involves the brain (neurosyphilis) there can be changes to mood, mentation, and motor skills. Blood is drawn and Jeff's serology tests are positive for syphilis. Shortly thereafter a tube of House's blood is inexplicably tested and it, too, is positive for syphilis.

We can skip the moral outrage concerning unauthorized testing of co-workers. Hey! This team performs routine home invasions of its patients to search for clues. "Mrs. Kettle, have you met Mrs. Pot?"

It's good to see that the writers have not lost their stride, pacing Jeff's various ICU crashes to precede each jumbo commercial block. Eventually it is discovered that House's sample was not his blood (meaning someone is still roaming Princeton with undiagnosed syphilis!) Jeff becomes hostile and mean-spirited while his overall medical condition continues to deteriorate. Repeat brain imaging reveals new lesions suggestive for a different kind of infection, a bug that could generate positive syphilis serology. We call this finding a false positive (tests confirms presence of syphilis where there is none).

Lots of medical conditions can generate a false positive syphilis test. Alternate testing like PCR (gene amplification) and selective immunoassays can help clinicians get to the truth. In Jeff's situation, he had contracted Chagas' Disease (a bloodborne protozoan that favors the heart and brain) while living in Central America many years earlier. It remained undetected for over a decade and insidiously caused his mood and taste abnormalities. Antiparasite medical therapy will eliminate the infection and hopefully normalize his central nervous system.

Here's a helpful take-away point: Whenever a physician informs you of unexpected lab results don't hesitate to ask if a second round of confirmative tests or alternative studies would be beneficial. It is never wise to base important health care decisions on a single tube of blood, especially when it might not even be your blood!

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The Biggest Loser - Couples: A Finale of Just Desserts

Well, it's over. We made it. And in the end, it was worth the weight! (You know we can never resist a good pun.)

In a season marked by overt sexism, blatant conspiracies and macho madness, the fact that "The Biggest Loser" was a woman, for the first time ever, was justice served. "1, 2, 3, PRIDE." Not so much.

The first few minutes of last night's finale was devoted to revealing whether Mark or Roger would be the third contestant in the running for the grand prize. Remember, "America Voted", and in another blow to Mark's fragile ego, Roger won the vote. Mark was relegated to the larger group of eliminated contestants, awaiting a lesser prize. Roger was a nicer person, and also a greater threat to win the prize. Mark didn't cry; we were very grateful.

We watched in amazement at the parade of contestants, their pounds having been shed both on screen and off, as they took to the scale for the final time. In addition to the grand prize of $250,000 and the the title of "The Biggest Loser", a secondary prize is awarded to a contestant who had been voted off but who achieves nonetheless the greatest percentage of weight loss among other ousted contestants. Again, justice was served, as Bernie won. Bernie, you may recall, was part of the duo of Bernie and Brittany, the two that did not know each other when the show began. And when it was crunch time, Bernie gave Brittany the opportunity to stay on campus rather than himself. He was sweet and supportive and clearly a fan favorite. And the taste of Bernie's victory was that much sweeter because he beat Mark, the ring leader of the macho blue team, by a single pound.

Bernie was one of Jillian's charges. Score one for Jillian.

Some of the contestants looked great; some less so, but all of them demonstrated some measure of change and we applaud them all for their efforts.

But in the end, Ali, once a champion synchronized swimmer, reclaimed her athletic soul, and pushed herself to achieve extraordinary results. She lost an amazing 112 pounds, 47.86% of her weight. She looked like the woman who was trapped inside the person who arrived nearly six months ago, and her transformation clearly took place on the inside as well as the outside. And Ali was also one of Jillian's people.

It was a victorious night on many levels. But the kudos go to Ali for her strength, character, and persistence. And oh yes, for kicking the butts of the macho men who worked all season to eliminate the women, one by one.

Go Ali. Go Jillian.

Wonder if those "Pride" tattoos can be removed?

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The Biggest Loser--Couples: The Weight is Almost Over

OK, last night was pretty good again. Still way too long, hence very dragged-out scenes with the remaining four contestants reliving their "journeys" from fat to fit. But seeing the transformations is really quite incredible and there is little to do but applaud their determination and their progress. All four: Ali, Kelly, Mark, and Roger have reason to be so proud.

And everything about this episode was designed to make them fully face their transformations and embrace their new selves. Even the final challenge of the season--putting on a fat suit that replicated exactly their original size and shape and running a foot race--made them all feel they were leaving behind the worst of themselves forever. They all vowed never again to be the people they were when they arrived. And they all discussed their transformation not only from a weight loss and fitness standpoint, but equally important from the point of view of the emotional weight they dropped as well.

Side Note: Speaking of emotions, Mark acknowledged what we all have been observing for some time now--that his emotions are a bit out of control. In Mark's case, his weight was blocking his emotions (and tear ducts!) and having unlocked that part of him, he has been some sort of human geyser, overflowing with tears and emotions each week. We also suspect that Mark has a little guilt over his brother Jay falling on the sword for him last week. Even Mark's wife, remember, told him to "Snap out of it." Mark should have an interesting homecoming.

Back to the show.

As with every episode, there is some sort of gratuitous product placement. The gum was replaced last night by Rocco DiSpirito, who is clearly being groomed as some sort of Biggest Loser chef in residence. He returned to transform each of the contestants' former favorite meal item into a healthier version of that very meal. Everything from pepper steak to ice cream. This was useful and fun information and it teed up the new "Biggest Loser Meal Plan". There is even a home delivery option. Second product placement plug.

Back to last night. Mark, of course, won the challenge, racing up that hill for the last time carrying a flag that read...well..."Mark." His prize was that when he gets home, he'll be provided with the "Biggest Loser Meal Plan" home delivery so all of his meals will be carefully created for maximum health and weight control. He also got $10,000. This gives Mark a decided advantage for the finale...except for one little problem: he was below the yellow line and therefore marked for elimination.

In fact, in what could only be characterized as the final irony of this season, Ali and Kelly were the two contestants to make it into the finale. Ali won the weigh-in again--that's four in a row--and Kelly was second. Both Roger and Mark, feeling fairly cocky as always about their "numbers" were shocked to realize that they were both below the dreaded yellow line. Truth is, all of the contestants put up great numbers, and they worked all week without their trainers.

But here's the twist: instead of Kelly and Ali determining Mark and Roger's fate...we will! America will vote, online, at The Biggest Loser, and that vote will determine whether Mark or Roger joins Kelly and Ali in the season finale. The results will be announced live in the first five minutes of the season finale next week. For all that Blue Team bravado, all those shouts of "1, 2, 3 PRIDE!", all that conspiratorial plotting against "the girls", look who's lobbying for votes now!

The show ended, as they do every season at this time, with each contestant saying goodbye to their trainers, alone in the weigh-in room, face to face with a cardboard cut-out of themselves as they looked when they arrived on campus. Standing side by side with their former selves, it's hard not to jump up off the couch and yell, "1, 2, 3, PRIDE!"

Remember to vote online and tune in next Tuesday to see if Ali or Kelly can become the first female Biggest Loser in the history of the show.

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The Biggest Loser--Couples: Down Under

Without being overly optimistic about the future of this show, last night's episode was much more like what we remember fondly from seasons past--a focus on exercise and weight loss, genuine teamwork and interesting challenges. We think the contestants liked it better too--they seemed proud and engaged and determined. What a nice change!

The remaining five contestants spent a week in Australia with their trainers. Turns out Jillian and Bob are the trainers for the show in Australia so they were very familiar with the territory. Many of our fine now-slender friends had never left their home states, let alone traveled to the other side of the world. There was great excitement and anticipation and for once, it was not met with disappointment. They all had a great time. The stunning beauty of Sydney figured prominently in their experience and they learned very handy survival techniques for staying on a healthy course while traveling. Going to local farmer's markets to find fresh, healthy and inexpensive food to keep in their rooms; eating fish and vegetables when dining out; even dancing to burn a few extra calories. All of these options were presented in a very welcoming way and the show, as a result, was one of the most successful of the season.

The challenge was a modified triathlon, which all of the contestants completed. This made them feel like the champions they are, and we were impressed with their performances. But perhaps the most impressive moment last night came when Mark, who along with Ali is the most competitive and successful contestant, was just about to win the challenge. He has made it up that final flight of stairs, with only a few steps to go to reach the finish. In what can only be termed "uncharacteristic", he waited for Ali, who was very close behind, so they could cross the finish line together. In fact, Ali carried Mark piggy back over the line! It was miraculous--a real change of personality for Mark. And he talked about the difference in himself. The whole experience had more meaning for him because he finished with Ali. Is this the Mark who conspired to eliminate the "girls", one by one each week? The Mark whose only alliance was with the "guys" on Bob's blue team? You know, "1, 2, 3, PRIDE!"

Well, whatever caused this change in Mark, it was a welcome relief and it really did elevate the experience for Mark, for Ali, and for the audience as well. In sharing the glory, Mark also shared the prize--a sunrise seaplane ride, a brunch by the beach, and a call home.

Side note: Mark cried, of course, when he called his wife. You remember, he's the big crier. Maybe even The Biggest Crier. We were amused when his wife said, "Are you crying again? You've got to toughen up. Snap out of it!" We agree.

In the end, Jay, Mark's younger brother, and Mark both fell below the yellow line, each of them having gained a pound. In another embarrassingly tearful scene, Jay fell on the sword for his brother and went home, leaving four strong, competitive contestants to go on.

Next week the contestants will work without their trainers. Should actually be interesting. Two weeks in a row that are interesting? Fingers crossed.

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The Biggest Loser--Couples: This One Takes the Cake!

There are only two shows left in the season and it's hard to know where the producers can go from here. They say, "When you hit bottom, there's no place to go but up." We certainly hope that's true, although there appears to be a special place reality television goes, and it's below bottom.

It was hard to watch the latest installment of Biggest Loser--Couples, and not wonder what aliens from a far off galaxy landing on earth might think. For argument's sake they land on "campus" only to find a man carrying around a slice of chocolate cake as a pet, while his compatriots tease him and hide his cake in the laundry to teach him to better protect his pet. And then these same people run up and down stairs, gathering junk food and placing it on tables, occasionally taking a bite. The point here was to put as many calories on someone else's table so they could lose the challenge.

The aliens would likely think they had landed on a planet where intelligence was not valued, but a high premium was placed on trans-fat. They would not be entirely wrong. But in watching the episode we felt more like the aliens.

A solid hour, we're not kidding, was spent on Dan's relationship with a slice of cake. He carried it with him everywhere. There were shots of the cake in the gym. Shots of the cake in the kitchen. It was downright bizarre. And idiotic.

And as if that were not idiotic enough, the second hour was centered around a challenge that was not only insulting and inane, but also infuriating. Infuriating because despite the fact that there are no real teams left, Bob's blue team remains strong and intact, and viciously determined to wipe out "the girls." They work out together, strategize together, and still raise their unified voice in "PRIDE" whenever they get the chance. And they approach each task with an eye toward how they can eliminate one of the remaining two women and strengthen their hold on the game. And because there are four of them and only two women, the women barely stand a chance.

The two remaining women, Kelly and Ali, have not exactly been united. Kelly is the sole remaining member of Jillian's black team, and Ali came back in that strange twist a few weeks ago, and still wears her pink team shirt with pride. This week, disgusted and demoralized by the men's behavior, the women decided to unite; Jillian gave them pep talk after pep talk and they rallied, determined not to be eliminated. In the end, the united men could not save Dan from elimination, after he lost only a pound. The women, in fact, were first and second at the weigh-in.

There were the teary goodbyes, now customary for the men. Weeping, vowing eternal love, pledging PRIDE despite the fall. Ugh. We're so sick of the men conniving and conspiring to gang up on the women, macho, mean, and ruthless, and then collapsing into quivering, sniveling babies at the end.

We have been saying for awhile now that this show has lost focus; this week proved once again that weight loss, exercise, healthy eating, changes in lifestyle--all take a backseat to pet cakes and boys versus girls sexist mentality.

Two episodes left. Four more hours. 240 minutes. But who's counting.

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The Biggest Loser--Couples: From Fierce to Farce

It's time NBC renamed this show "The Biggest Kvetcher". Seriously, if we have to continue to watch grown men and women crying over their interpersonal issues, we're going to start crying ourselves.

There is absolutely nothing of substance to talk about. Last night this show hit bottom. For no apparent reason, all of the previously eliminated players reappeared for a "special" weigh-in. The eliminated man and woman with the highest percentage of weight loss would come back on the show. This pissed off almost all of the remaining contestants, who thought they had long ago disposed of their fellow teammates and had reached the status of "final six".

Side note: the players who had been eliminated did not look very good. Other than the two who won, not much change to report.

Mark and Ali were reunited with the group. Mark, crying as always, over his brotherly love, easily assimilated back into Bob's team. One, two, three, PRIDE! It was another story entirely for Ali. She and her mom, Bette Sue, you will recall, had serious issues, but Ali was a fierce competitor and a friend to many of the men on the blue team. She chose to wear her original pink clothing, rather than adopt Jillian's signature black. Ali was keeping her options open. She was more interested in wearing pink as an homage to her mother than giving that up and joining the women in black.

And who could blame her?

Those women in black? Simpering, annoying, emotional wrecks. Crying, over-eating, barely moving on the treadmill...what's going on? Why isn't Jillian kicking their butts into high gear? And what about Jillian? She used to be fierce. She seems on the edge herself. She lost her cool completely at the final weigh in, swearing and glowering at Alison Sweeney, the usually sweet host. Alison seemed unprepared and inarticulate, but the whole scene just confirmed the soap opera status to which this show has sunk. At least Alison is back in her milieu.

As if we hadn't suffered enough, we did not get the satisfaction of anyone being eliminated! Ooh...that's for next week...we're on the edge of our seats.

So here's what was really lost this week on The Biggest Loser:

• storyline (this was weak to begin with; now it's gone completely)


• focus on weight loss (remember when that's what this show was about?)


• direction (no one is in charge)


• patience (even the trainers are at the end of their ropes)


• sense of humor (ours, not theirs)

And oh yes...actual weight loss? Not so much. Not figuring very prominently anymore in this show. It's true that a couple of the men have lost over 100 pounds each. That's remarkable. And we applaud their commitment and results. But that's a tiny part of the show. More time is spent on Extra gum than on significant weight loss.

C'mon NBC. Wake up and get back on track. You don't have much time to lose. Nor much of an audience either.


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